Happy birthday! In our pilot episode, guest Brandon Medley airs his grievances against the 1969 Rankin/Bass animated classic “Frosty the Snowman.”

Talking Points

• How to easily escape a locked greenhouse
• If you throw something away, when does it stop legally being yours?
• Oatmeal is a perfectly adorable name for a snowman
• Frosty Day in Armonk, New York
• An absurdly long and zigzagged train route to the North Pole
• How long it would actually take to write “I am very sorry for what I did to Frosty,” 1 million times
• The stupidest places we’ve ever been dropped off

Follow Brandon on Tumblr at Blessed Are the Geek and on Twitter @brandmed.